basic behaviour modification. Once the tit clams are fully secure (super glue) then chain can be attached to a motor on a timer and yanked around, after a few hours of this of attitude readjustment he will behave more promptly as the toilet paper when you next take a dump.
love hearing its muffled screams while the torture increases. So entertaining. object will be more compliant after this re-education.
One of Your objects would never be allowed that unsightly armpit hair though surely torturesadist? Could be pulled out whilst hanging there i reckon.