Look at how panicked you are, rookie. I’ve just now hooked up the leads–you haven’t even felt anything yet. I wish I could alleviate your anxiety and tell you that it’s not going to hurt, but that would make Coach a liar. You wouldn’t want me to lie to you, now would you?
Remember that list of sexual acts you said you’d never do because they were just too nasty? I think you said, “There’s no fucking way you’ll ever get me to do anything like that.” You might want to run through that list in your mind again as I electrify those nuts of yours. I’ll bet you might change your mind. Coach does enjoy a challenge.